Best to start traing the wife from day 1...............teach her to fetch and carry, roll over, but not to "Play dead" OK ??
Subsitute "Rental" wives are a better option and freely available any night of the week in "Fenwicks" these have the advantage that you don't have to listen to them whining...................................
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I'mbatman, anytime really but she needs to know that you may not have much time for her depending on your changing schedule.
