Unfortunately, in my time (at Kelly's) the only females were white, woolly and four-legged. It's tough trying to get a merino to pole dance (anyway, not sure if pole dancing per se had been invented then). I'm glad to see that things have improved over the years, but I still wouldn't want to go back
. BTW, what about the sanctimonious b*****ks from the Sun's "military adviser" in BEAgs's link? It's probably all gone down hill since he left the army. I dunno though, I remember quite a few hairy nights in the Wokkas bar (hmmm, or do I...?).
MSJ