What makes me laugh is that everyone assumes that this lot had any conduct after capture training anyway?
Do SACs on the ground in Qatar get any? I bet they don't, and I bet the average jack doesn't either.
What did we have here? junior officers, slack handful of Royal, and odds and sods off the ship - that's not a boarding party, that is a jolly ladies and gentlemen, a jolly which turned out sour and the Andrew doesn't want to uncover the unpalatable truth that they sent out a bunch of kids - untooled up - to do a RM Platoon's job.
And as for Miss Cooked Breakfast 2007, if I was an Iranian thinking of rape, I might have taken some convincing that she was the likely candidate out of the entire party.