Yawn....
James this is a mil forum and as such is, to be honest one of the 'more' restained out there.
Me? I'm voting with the left hand.....
Now if the postings here offend and IMHO they don't.... can I suggest you may find this
forum more to your taste??? While there, make a quick visit to
The NAAFI Bar and ask the same question there
it could well produce a more satisfying and enlightened response
