Maple,
WTF is "Iron Brew"
Surely you really meant "Irn Bru". Please get it right, us Irn Bru drinkers insist. Made in Scotland from Girders (apparently it really does contain a small percentage of Ferrous Oxide) By the way I swear by it, but I DO NOT mix it with Scotch.
BTW Lord F, love the thread, surely one of the future episodes should be......Biggles goes to HQ Air Cmd...only to find there is no room for him.
Mac