I am one of those who is lucky enough to be able to land in my garden, the other day while I was tying the old girl down after just landing, I noticed this man walking towards me, uninvited on my land. He promptly announced how intrusive the noise of the helicopter was and how I had just missed the roof of his house, over half a mile away. I was actually over 500’ agl and at least half a mile away from him on landing before you ask. While I said nothing at this stage and started to walk him to the gate from which he came I continued to listen.. well he went on to say how he was trying to track down the Chinook that was flying over all of us at least twice weekly. He was told from the ministry that all the available Chinooks were in Iraq, at this point I started to sympathise because I can confirm that this Chinook was definitely not in Iraq!!! Then he came out with it………….. he’s complained to the council about the noise from the fire engine sirens when they go past his house……Still not saying a word I opened the gate, I was not surprised to see an ambulance parked with the doors open and two men in white coats helping him into the back putting a jacket on him with extremely long sleeves. Well I can be a little extravagant with the truth about the last part of this story, I think what I am trying to say is, let them have there say because there is probably a little element of truth in there complaint but just stand back and they will make themselves look f***ing stupid in the end.