To wannagetout...
Excellent post! But you forgot a few though (that have happened to me):
1. you're the F/O so you tick the waypoints on the right side of the paper flight plan when you check them...
2. one last banana in the fruit basket sitting there for the past 5 hours ULH which i take - whereupon an hour later after the banana is sitting in my lower intestine i'm scolded for "not offering the last piece of fruit to the captain." (i kid you not)...
3. "next time pls use the green or blue cup. the red one is mine..."
Aloha.