Joking aren't you. If you have a F/ATPL, one head and a pulse, you're in with a good shot of an F/O's position in Flybe. once they've sorted the LHS positions out, they'll need a lot of newbies to fill the right seats and quickly too.
Apply if you want, it's probably a good place to start out, and at least you don't get completely shafted like Ryanair try to do.