We always suspected that PMA (Personnel Mis-Management Agency) was a waste of space. (Alledgedly, the only careers that PMA looked after were their own!)
However, things have just got a lot worse - my heart sinks.
Nonetheless, there is a light-hearted side because well done to the idiot who thought-up the pearler of an acronym that is
ACOS..........A CROCK OF SH!T?
Quite apt if you ask me!