I'd like to take this opportunity to congratulate the big wheels who decided to reduce the Nimrod fleet a couple of years ago by 5 aircraft, a shift of Lineys and a Squadron of aircrew. We told you this would happen, it's not like we were busy!
The state of the fleet now is entirely your fault, but what do you care at least you'll get your pensions!
Teddy, cot, standby............................................ GO!