If the Scots are leaving ye close tae tears, it'll be because they speak Scots, nae Inglis. (The Scotch may leave ye close tae tears, but that'll be doon tae it no being guid malt, likely some grain shyte aged fer twa meenits!). Both are Western-Germanic leids wi' their ain particular development, ken! Scots isnae jist bastardized Inglis.
Apparently, the finest Standard English is spoken in Inverness.
Yours aye (Luv)
An Teallach