Chuckles mate
From the answers and "interpretations" ascribed to good 'ol Jamairs pics, one can only wring ones hands with despair.
Still given the type was being built when most of them were still at kindy, why would we be surprised.
Jamair me old a 400LS was just a jumped up Conquest. If I recall the numbers correctly I could beat one Perth to Sydney in a Conquest every time.