Well, it has gone a little quiet, so here is the result:
In third place:
airborne artist with "HRH Prince Andrew hastily re-enlists following the launch of HMS Sunningdale."
In second place (even though he is not in the mob - but is welcome to enter anyway)
cfwake with "The MOD finally came to a decision on how to recoup some of the money spent on the design of the CVF: BAe Systems are now entering talks on how to add a pay-per-play swing ball kit around the radar mast of the Type 45 to offset fuel costs."
And the Winner is: (with a frighteningly realistic answer)
WPH with 'The Government presents it's design for the next generation of prison ships'
Congratulations WPH, Please Stand up, take your bow, and then dig out the next installment.