I'm a SLF and don't have a problem with the CC venting in here - how some of the passengers I see on SIA flights don't get a good slapping from the crew is beyond me.
This would be great if it were true, I was sent it the other day and it made me chuckle:
A Mormon was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London
to Melbourne. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a rum and Coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said
"Me too. I didn't know we had a choice".