PAX: "Excuse me, could I have a glass of water?"
F/A: "Sure"
F/A returns a couple of seconds later with the water
PAX: "Oh, sorry, can I get a glass of water without ice, it's just that I'm allergic to ice"
And another...
(Meal service on a flight to Lagos, Nigeria)
F/A: "Would you like any wine with your meal madam?"
PAX: "Give me red"
F/A hands over bottle of red wine, pax looks at the label and says "I don't want this one, give me another"
F/A goes in trolley, fetches different red wine, hands it to pax, she looks at the label and says "I don't want this wine, give me another"
F/A explains to pax that those are the only 2 red wines they have today.
Pax thinks for a few secs and then says "OK, give me white wine instead"
F/A reaches in trolley for bottle of white wine, hands it to pax, pax looks at the label and says "I don't want this one, give me another"
F/A apologises to pax and says "Sorry madam, but that is the only white wine we have today.
PAX looks dissapointed and says "OK, just give me water"
F/A pours the water and as he's doing so wants to find out what kind of wine exactly the pax was looking for so as he's pouring the water he asks her "Madam, may I just ask, were those wines not to your liking?"
PAX replies "No, they were all out of date"
F/A: "Out of date?"
PAX: "Yes, out of date. They all said 1998 on them"
As I said, you couldn't make them up!
