FG1-On behalf of myself and my fellow crew members, thank you for choosing not to fly easyJet.
Please don't speak on my behalf Virginia. Whilst we might be wanting to vent steam on this thread, personally I would not refer to a pax as a porker or a stupid cow.
FG1 I am senior crew with easyJet and Virginia doesn't speak on my behalf. Personally I like my pax to leave my aircraft happy and usually they make nice comments to me when they leave.
So, you will be more than welcome on one of my flights in future