Mr. B
I believe you. the song was quite funny if one really understood it...many locations around New York city are mentioned here, The Bronx, Brooklyn, Harlem, Jackson Heights, and of course the airport now known as JFK
* The lyrics to the show's theme song:
There's a holdup in the Bronx!
Brooklyn's broken out in fights!
There's a traffic jam in Harlem That's backed up to Jackson Heights!
There's a scout troop short a child!
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild!
Car 54, where are you?!