I had a pax having a right go at me as there were no sandwiches left. This was a 2 hour flight and apparently it was digusting and she was never going fly easyJet again. Shame. I hate the Costa Del Chav flights! Why didn't she buy food earlier? She was also quite a porker, would have done her good to skip a meal anyway!
The amount of times we run out of sarnies, oooo yes, I'll just hop down to the ground and get some fresh ones
Stupid Cow: Why has it taken you 15 minutes to serve me? This is disgraceful!
Me: As you can see, the flight is very busy and we are trying our best to serve everyone as quickly as possible.
Stupid Cow: Well it's not good enough
I'm not quite sure what she expected me to do. Magic some more cabin crew up to fawn over her and wait on her hand and foot?