You are without doubt a company plant..........try all you like to "beg" people to join. Thats fine. You just have to realise that there is an equal and opposite force trying as hard as possible to persuade people not to.
YOU sugar coat.............try and deny it. From reading your posts I would think I've won some sort or lottery, with an Island paradise thrown in.
WE (Cannot, Jose etc) give the facts.............either been and left or seen enough to know that it really is a joke.
Good luck in your climb to the 9th floor.
You really stick out like a sore thumb!