You are allowed to buy a max of 3 alcoholic drinks per day (bar open about 18 hours). You have to dress into a minimum of shorts and T shirt to go to the cadillacs (ablutions)- not just wrap a towel around you. You have to wear Stanley Mathews MK IV swimming trunks in the pool, where the list of other rules is endless. You cannot wear a running vest in the Gym- it must have short sleeves.
The cookies in the dining room are about the only thing going for the place, apart from the flight out of there (if its not delayed or cancelled).
Do enjoy.