Ah yes, Eire! An island with which one is not entirely unacquainted.
It's a funny place really, Ireland, the Zimbabwe of Europe of the last century. Its population, forever leaving its dark and emeraldless shores, have perhaps been more responsible for the black economy of other countries than has been provided by the migratory antics of any other race of people.
Oh yes, old bean, you forgot the Guiness! But then, as you must know, toucan play at this game.
