Nah, that one got way too popular, nobody cares these days. Now if you could raft the Bering Strait and say you hate Vladimir, that might draw some press.
The marriage option is still on the table, it's just a lot harder. The Feds are going to be checking in with you for something like three years after the wedding, and if there's trouble in paradise, you're back on a plane to wherever. Besides that, there's certainly not a lot of support for people wanting to come here and be pilots - we've got more low-timers than we know what to do with, and the Feds aren't very enthusiastic about importing experienced ones. Where are you now? I'm living the aforementioned dream (American regionals! Whee!), so maybe we could trade?