Once a week (Fri morning) pay parade, entire Sqn in a single file outside OC's office, always alphabetical order (booooo!), march in individually, bang your tabs in, state number rank and name, wait patiently as OC carefully counts out 2 (yes two) one pound notes, pick up notes, make big show of counting them but on no account must you appear sarcastic, transfer notes to left hand, throw one up again whilst simultaniously barking "pay correct sir!", about turn, march out.
If any aspect of the above procedure was not to their liking, a swift trip to the back of the queue was somewhat forcefully suggested.
