Beavers
I see they have a Beaver Clasp at the end of their ribbons list, having clasped a few beavers in my time, and been slapped for it, I wonder if I would get one if I joined?
They look like a fun little organisation, just right for those who have lost their grip on the real world........... Wonder if the top brass has thought about joining?
Perhaps we should ask them to go and scout somewhere sandy?