Biggest joke so far didn't happen in the US, but in Germany... After parking our 74000kg jet (hah!) late at night, capt and I were checked on our ATPL, to check if it was real pilots going to their crewhotel. To make it even more stupid, we were the only airplane on the tarmac, and the securitypeoples could see us parking and getting out of the aircraft... <img src="confused.gif" border="0">