Apologies for the time taken to judge - not everything has been working as it should!!!!!!
Ok - some excellent captions - all deserve a prize - however the 3-2-1 this time are:
3rd (To the first double act on the CaptionComp): Thud_and_Blunder & 6Z3
"Thud_and_Blunder: You know, this new dunker has to be the most realistic yet. Now let's see if I can break my record of sucking a STASS empty in 20 seconds..."
"6Z3: Get off, that's not the STASS"
Second place: (For speed as well as hilarity):
ShyTorque "Tower - say again QNH?"
But the outstanding winner:
RETDPI "The guys mock me for bringing a Samsonite suitcase with me, but when their Bergens are soaked through and mine is bone-dry inside, they’re begging to put their mobiles and laptops in it. "
Over to you....................