The ship finally goes down!
NOTICE TO SHIPPING
Coastguards are reporting that the S.S. BA Regional has finally capsized and vanished beneath the waves taking to the bottom once proud names such as Brymon etc. Luckily most of the crews have jumped ship and it is hoped that only the awful management were on the bridge when she floundered.
Some of the slippery Didsbury officers were seen rowing away in a lifeboat bearing the name "Hopes on LCY" however this is also expected to be swallowed by the waves in the near future.
Unconfirmed reports are that an Exeter based submarine U-FLYBE, commanded by Kapitan Von French was seen in the area just before the disaster.
A sea search by helicopters has been deemed pointless. end
Last edited by Bacon Slicer; 5th Mar 2007 at 08:50.