Funny comments made by students

[bunnywabbit]

Many years ago on a nav ex student lost the plot and was lost. I said if you were on your own what would you do the reply was fly south snd pick up the coastline.Not a bad reply because the airport was on the south coast only east and west to think about. Anyway I said what would you do If you were on a landaway.After a much heated debate and going thru every action possible the student said I would call D+D and ask for help.OK I said its the radio call we have briefed on and tell them the truth as you would if you were solo. MAD DAY MAD DAY MAD DAY callsign I AM LOST!