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Old 2nd Mar 2007, 20:56
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stubby jumbo
 
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The Brains' Trust

......no doubt the new uniform ideas came from a series of "focus group" sessions with our esteemed "managers" all sitting in a room in QCC with double -shot latte's in hand.

"""mmmmmm, lets see now item #1-new apron. Lets ensure it has a SAT NAV device attached so that we can track them at ALL times-incase they sneak off to do dastardly things in toilets with Blankets or "has been" film stars .

"Next item #2 -trousers. Lets ensure that ( due to OH&S ) we have knee pads sewn in to ensure no injuries occur when they are on their knees during EBA negotiations.!!!"

" Brilliant ideas team................now lets get back out there and kick some more arse!.............remember our new Owners' motto:

"RIP ,RORT & ROUT"


Unfortunately, the sad thing about the above post is that...these Clowns actually believe that they are contributing to the success of Qantas Airlines Ltd.

Go figure!!!!


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