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Old 22nd Feb 2007, 08:35
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Pan Pan Splash
 
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There are a couple of key issues here...

1. If it was lads, this wouldn't be an issue, its standard drill, get hammered, scrap with civvies, and expedite your exit upon arrival of the plod / town patrol, no problem. If questioned by the crushers, lie, lie and thrice lie until said jossman realises he is being outfoxed by a group of absolute professional liars and relaxes his interest. Girls are unable to cope with this basic concept.

2. This is clearly a case of 3 girls, who participate in finger sports involving beans, therefore, there are three offences committed here..

a) They were not covered in baby oil.

b) They failed to publicise the event in advance and provide ticket allocation or at least a free invite to the lads.

c) They failed in their duty to involve the ships phot man.. girls getting physical with each other should always be photographed, I believe its in Queens Regs, if it isn't, it bloody should be.

Girls are unable to cope with these basic concepts.
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