Student declared emergency at Cranfield a few years ago, in a C150/152 with the flaps not working.
Tower asked to confirm it was an emergency, student repeats: 'mayday mayday mayday, my flaps don't work'.
For those of you who don't know Cranfield, 1800 m of hard runway. Hardly an issue in a flapless C150/152.
After uneventful landing with emergency services in attendance, tower asks: 'Can you confirm you are happy to taxi back to parking without flaps?'
Priceless!