What are the guys with big watches and small thingies do for an income?
Prop ourselves up in the corner of that bar and perve and tell stories all night without worrying about drug and alcohol testing at signon.
No signon time, no need for the big watch!
And those mobile phone thingies have gotten way too small, I reckon. Bring back the Motorola 9300. Now that was a man-size mobile phone.
