Laptop essentials?
1. Spare 50 foot roll of electric cable to get your power pack to reach that one and only power point in the hotel bathroom.
2. Spare 50 telephone line to get your modem to reach the one and only phone outlet behind the hotel room fridge in the next room.
3. Cellular telephone and modem connecter for hotels without telephones.
4. Battery charger kit for above.
5. Satcom cellphone and modem connecter for hotels located in communist states where the internet is banned because its violent capitalist borjwaar propaganda. Same needed for ME places because of the internet being an infidel instrument of satan.
6. Another battery charger kit for above.
7. Plenty of US$10 notes to pay off any commie/ME hotel staff who catch you using satcom internet and want to dob you in to the local army/mosque chief.
8. Various intl electric socket adapters for your power pack.
9. Heavy chain and padlock around the laptop case to prevent your underpaid crew/pax from stealing your expensive stuff out of it (or copying your hard looked-for porn pics).
10.Another overnight bag to carry all the !!!!! specified in 1-9.
Right then your all decked out. (Dont forget to bring your laptop!)
