Give up on the hotel jibes.
How about giving up on the digs at Mainline too. Twenty mins at Heathrow for stand guidance, half an hour for a bus to take you home. And what are you talking about
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Don’t even think about getting in the “handling agent’s” minibus, that’s reserved for driving the mainline shuttle crews 200m to their machines.
I've never been driven anywhere in the UK by a agents bus except Man.