Ah Bedford, where the FS (D*** G*****) would always say (when stopped at the back gate) "No one get off the bus" as it was always raining we had no intention of getting off.
Also remember the 'Honey Wagon' would always turn up and empty the bogs at lunch time, the smell of Racasan, Sh1t, and crap food.
Pity about the fox though, IIRC rumour has it that the landlord would always ring the sqn up to warn us of a no notice exercise, due to MOD having to warn him to stock up on beer, due to a previous det drinking the pub dry and upsetting the locals.