Fair point PAXBoy
Well, just had another excellent encounter with LGW's finest, not half an hour ago.
Scenario - F class ticket, remove laptop as entering feeder to security queue, approached by "yoof"
yoof - excuse me sir, you will have to put your computer back in your bag
F3G - why?
yoof (with a superior grin) - becoz the roolz don't allow it to go through or you would have 2 pieces of hand luggage
F3G - you are either deluded, stupid or your grasp on sanity is tenuous
yoof - eh?
yoofess (who joins in) - he's right, the roolz is the roolz
F3G - well, you better get a policeman to arrest me because I am going through anyway
10 minutes later, advised by BAA supervisors that "yoof and yoofess" are agency staff and he will go and have a word to put them right.
Makes you feel a warm buzz about this "score-ity" dunnit
I wonder where Eaglestar 7 is, no doubt he will consider me a dangerous person for this action
