"Can't stand these gits who whinge about crime all the time, back to the car checking. I'm still on, and I need one more red then I'll take a blue followed by the colours. With a bit of luck, and providing that weirdo with the yellow punto's in today, I can finish with a break of 72 here!"
"Don't facy your chances of a pink mate!"
"Oh I don't know, with EO and all that, they let anyone in these days."
And don't say it doesn't go on - it's one of the reasons I bought a silver car!
STH
