As an ex-TS loadie, this thread echoes all the frustrations I experienced during my time on Ks.
The first 2 questions I always wanted to ask, as I climbed the few steps onto the FD, were as follows:
To the 'guy' sitting directly ahead, "You are?" and on turning left to the 'guy' sitting in the centre seat, "What do you do?"
Come on guys, be real.
Js (3 crew) are, de facto, the present, and the future.