How do you know if a flight attendant is at your dinner party?
She stands up after eating and wipes her hands on the curtains.
What has four legs and F%^&* flight attendnats?
Double SYD_MEL return
Pilot walks in to the galley to find the new hostess sniffing sweetnlow, he asks her what the hell is going on and she replies, "I'm having some diet coke!"