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Old 17th Aug 2001, 05:18
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Bally Heck
 
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Post Air Rage on the Ground

OK here goes. Before every verb, noun, consonant, adverb, adjective and whatever part of speech, read in the word "allegedly"

Early on Sunday morning (6amish) a Monarch flight arrived at Edinburgh Airport. 4 hours or so late.

After disembarking an irate "passenger" found someone in uniform. (the Airport Duty Manager) who was going about his lawful occasions. Nothing to do with delays, Monarch, or indeed any connection with the aforementioned. He then punched him on the face.

With haste the miscreant made for a taxi pursued by the now somewhat (understandably) distressed ADM. The taxi despite implications from the ADM shot off with the tosser on board.

Police were called and when the taxi driver was questioned he "couldn't remember" where that fare went.

The "polis" have now apparently dropped the investigation because it's too hard.

OK chaps. Is this unacceptable? This w@nker may easily have lost it on the flight and the next time he may. Crew beware.

A wee word of advice to the Lothian and Border's finest.

Take someone of motorist harrassing.

Get the passenger list from the flight.

Eliminate the females.

Find all the males who are about five foot two inches tall.

One of the three is your man. The ADM will probably be able to identify him.

Lock the b@stard up for a few months.

Rocket science it is not.

This concerns all our safety.

(Caveat at the top repeated)
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