I'll happily buy you a beer.
Yiiiippppeee! Free beer, I love free beer ... it's my favourite type of beer.
Skid, you sound like a great guy especially as you have a wife who flies you to the pub.
By the way, a PPRuNe fly-in to Keystone for a few beers in The Pheasant sounds like a great idea. Then TheGorrilla could provide a taxi service by flying us back to our respective airfields.
Hmmm ... hold on ... it might be safer camping in tents under the wings of our aerial-carriages until we're sober.