THS, take the trip. There is no way they would entrust a tray of tea to a novice or get you to make peanut butter and pilchard sarnis with marmalade.
Hey I'm no novice with tea, 6 years on TSW (Tea Supping Wing) pays testimony to that.
A TRAY of tea, more like a bloody hoofin' big teapot......
Don't they use the teapot to stop the a/c decompressing?