the flybe deal can be looked at from a culinary point of view
where does bacon come from...... a dead or dying pig........ apt
pigs aso give you pork which as we know goes off easily.... apt
off pork can give you the S***...................................... apt
to conclude the stumbling block in the whole recipy is that some dodgey pork has managed to give all those involved a dose of the runs which only a bright orange pill will cure