Chumbley,
Found myself stuck at Nellis for a non-aviation reason the other week, rented a car and popped over to Death Valley - cracking way to kill 6 hours, make a serious contribution to global warming, and there's only two turns in 180 miles, so even a Tristar crew could find it. While you're there (in the Valley), you might even think of some suitable ideas for what to do with a mouthy sprog.
TI