Some time ago I made a real dildo of myself. I was a very junior cojo doing my first offshore medivac to ARI (Aberdeen Royal Infirmary) with the companies top man. The bear in the back was mangled and not long for this world. P1 did a great quick stop over the helipad at ARI followed by the fastest shut down of a Puma you've ever seen. We both lept out and start to open the cabin doors and take the straps of the stretcher when the surgeons and nurses turned up to help. I was on the outside lifting the stretcher out when this pretty little nurse kept tapping me on the shoulder.
Nurse:- Mr Mr your helicopters....
Me:- I'm busy, just give me a minute
Nurse:- But Mr your helicopter is..........
Me:- Just give me one second and I'll be with you
Nurse:- BUT Mr its you chopper.....Its........
Me:- I'm almost finished, just a sec
Nurse:- YOUR HELICOPTERS ROLLING BACK WARDS AND PICKING UP SPEED !
Sure enough, we had done the shutdown cx in record time but had both forgotten the fecking brake. The a/c was moving back wards at a fair old speed by the time I lept in a pulled on the brake. Nearly a ward full of broken doctors and nurses. Yes I did learn from that.
I have more but thats for another day.