Ah, the Breitling! It was only worn as part of the uniform (or was it like the black spot?). It's lived in the sock drawer for a very long time now. I noticed the other day it's still on BST - which shows how long ago it was since I last filled out your PLOG (ooer missus).
The canteen ladies?
I never even got an extra dumpling (lucky escape indeed, I think I might have been expected to earn it!) As for alleged Johnny Mathis looks? Is it 'cos I's black?