[quote: Surely this is something that really must be adressed.[/quote]
there's a typo there cobber, surley it's 'undressed'?
If, on the off chance, you find yourself in the boozer, half cut, 6 or 7 pints to the wind and some bonkable piece of totty hoves into view, follow the magic pointer, stroll over, chance your arm and think of england..