Crinkle cut
For guys like us, this is heaven.
The inflation here doesn’t affect us because we live on alfalfa seeds planted in the back garden.
Traffic does not exist because we walk and cycle around town, visiting other vegan friends.
The roster doesn’t bother us because we listen to whale music after heavy flights and just chill out.
The 2 tier legal system is up our ally, just turn the other cheek brother.
I have baked some gluten-free biscuits for the labourers across the road, the ones who have been banging away all night.
You must get the latest Peruvian pan flute cd to play in the Audi on the way to work and remember to give the driver a cup of home grown herbal tea.
I have changed my standing bid to night turn-arounds only, to help my EK brethren.
K9 can have my pay rise; I do not need earthly things.
It is better to give than receive.