A certain well known poster on PPRUNE who, some years ago, was sent to RAF Newton to do his Ground Instructional Technique Course. Three days or so into the 2 week course he attended the Bridge evening in the Officers Mess. He was (is) a passionate Bridge player but also a passionate Lager drinker. The two do not always mix well and it was not long before he told the female at his table that she was a stupid b*tch and a disgrace to the game (or words to that effect).
He was thrown off the course, and the station, the very next day as, apparently, the CO's wife did not like being spoken to in that way.
(Feel free to correct me ORAC)
Sitting in the crewroom at Buchan in 1982, we were watching Ascot on the Tele. In walks the Boss and says that his wife was there and had anybody seen her.
A young Pilot Officer, later to become an F3 Nav, replied 'I don't know, what's the jockeys name'?