A bit of Geek Humor:
Two IT guys were walking across the park when one said, "Where did you get
such a great bike?"
The second IT guy replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my
own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the
bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you
want."
The second IT guy nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably
wouldn't have fit."